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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, we're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your

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dungeon master Russ More, and with me today is Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me, I'm OpSecond.

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And Carla Johnson.

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That's me.

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Do I get to say who I'm playing is a secret?

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It's a secret.

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Yeah, sure.

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You didn't say it last episode.

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Secret.

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Secret.

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And Amy More.

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Secret.

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Good.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, we're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast,

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Welcome to the new year, and, and our second year anniversary, which I just kind of forgot

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about.

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I didn't get you guys anything.

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It's technically tomorrow, but I mean, that's close enough.

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That's real close.

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That's very close.

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No?

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Yeah, no, it's definitely a wonderful life.

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Why'd you just freeze after you said that?

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I don't know.

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I was looking for something to add on to it, but it didn't happen.

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It just wasn't there.

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Wow.

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Every time the bell rings, Grancis gets his wings.

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That is the saying.

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Yep.

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Well, you know, thanks for hanging out for the last two years, you guys.

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Three, technically, just not recorded.

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More than two.

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I thought you were thanking the listeners, and I was like, oh, that's nice.

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No, just you guys.

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Thanks for showing up.

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But also the listeners who have been hanging out with us for two years.

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Yeah, that's amazing.

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Or a portion depending on when you started listening.

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Yeah, if you've been with us since the beginning.

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That's crazy, right?

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It blows my mind every time I think about it.

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Crazy in the best way.

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You look hard in the mirror.

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So nuts.

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At how wonderful you are.

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Just drag that podcast icon over to the trash bin and start this new year off right.

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No.

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Don't do that.

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Tom's going to get voted off the podcast right now.

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No, I was just kidding.

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But you told people to delete us, and now I don't know where to go with this.

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Oh, I was clearly kidding.

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If you didn't delete us, we thank you.

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But also dedicate this episode to a lovely patron, Kyle McSherry.

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Thanks, Kyle.

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Hey, Kyle.

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Thank you.

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You're so great.

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Kyle, you rock.

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Kyle, could you McSherry us with all your friends?

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Yeah, do that.

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Do that.

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But something else that the patrons have been getting is the Discord that we have going on.

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The Discord server that we're, as of today, because I'm talking about it right now, opening to the public.

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Ooh.

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So they've been helping us, you know, flesh out some of the categories, figure out what's working, what's not working, which they've been doing a very great job of.

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The food category is hopping.

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There's a food category that is literally hopping.

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I don't know if it's literally hopping.

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It's hopping.

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I've forgotten what literally means.

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We've all forgotten collectively as a society, so it's fine.

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It means nothing and everything.

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It's incredible.

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It's an amazing word.

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But if you join us on our Discord server, as just a lovely listener of Dumbgeons and Dragons, you get access to a whole bunch of things that we normally talk about, like food and memes and Austin Powers.

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And Austin Powers memes.

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And Austin Powers memes.

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A funny fact, if you search Austin Powers D&D meme, we come up like seventh row down.

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Yeah, getting that SEO fully optimized.

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So if and when Austin Powers 4 actually happens, clearly we need to take some credit for it somehow.

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Obviously.

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If I could just meet Mike Myers.

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I think so.

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We're starting a real grassroots push for the new movie.

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I feel like we need to start a secondary podcast a la the McElroys, how they were for sure going to be in the Trolls movie.

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Yeah, in Trolls 2.

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And it worked.

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And it worked.

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100% it worked.

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So we're going to take a little page out of their book, I think, and we're going to be in Austin Powers 4.

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Let's manifest it.

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Let's do it.

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Manifest destiny.

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Manifest the shit out of this.

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Yeah, come on.

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We can do it.

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He's Canadian.

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Mike Myers is Canadian.

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We probably all know someone who knows him.

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It's a pretty small country.

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The seven degrees of separation.

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But just not with Canada.

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It's only like three degrees in Canada.

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It's real good.

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In Canada it's like three degrees.

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Population's much smaller.

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But I mean, if we're talking about Fahrenheit versus Celsius, what kind of degrees are we talking about?

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Oh, well then you've lost me.

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The conversion doesn't work for me.

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Plus 32, so it's 35 degrees of Mike Myers.

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Excellent.

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Is that what it is?

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That's officially what it is?

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I don't know.

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Double it and add 30 to get Fahrenheit.

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So it's less in Canada.

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That's why it would be free instead of seven.

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The math checks out.

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Double it and add 30?

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To convert.

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So if it's 15 here, that's 60 in America.

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What if it's minus 40 here?

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We need to talk about something else.

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Anyway, this is our podcast within a podcast, Weather Talk.

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Very relevant to everyone listening.

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Join that Discord.

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Come say hi.

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We're having a blast over there.

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Yeah, join the Discord.

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It's fun.

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And it's very interactive.

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And we're still small enough to be like not too cool to literally be on there every

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It's really the majority of my social interactions.

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Right?

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Well, you know, like the bigger podcasts have like social media people.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like, right?

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Like, are the McElroys on there all the time just like talking about cake?

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I don't know, because I'm too busy being on our Discord talking about cake.

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Okay, fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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In the new year, 2019, second year anniversary, Discord, all the things.

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All the things.

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Here we go.

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Doing something different again today.

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I don't know if you noticed, but we did something different last week.

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Barely noticed.

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Something about dinosaurs.

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Turned out pretty fun.

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A whole lot of hijinks.

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And this week, we join our good friend, Grancis, again.

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Grancis again.

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If he'd had another child, that's probably what he would have been.

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He was only able to name his daughter that because his wife died.

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Like, there's like no way she would have found that name.

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You know she would have shot that name down 100 percent.

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She'd be like, I already beat her.

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We still haven't been able to do that.

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I mean, it's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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It's a good thing.

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There's like no way she would have shot that name down 100 percent.

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She'd be like, I already beat her.

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We still haven't forgiven Grancis, obviously, for his very selfish and weird naming of

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his daughter.

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Thank you, Patreon.

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For that name, really appreciate it.

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We do because it's led to all of these jokes, and that's all that matters are

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the jokes.

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I know, I love it.

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So we pick up with our good friend Grancis.

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Post-death, he has just passed away aboard the airship.

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Saving you all, you're all sorry asses.

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That's how you say that, yep.

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We appreciated it.

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I know we're talking some shit about him now,

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but it was sad when he died.

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Mostly.

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So we've just had the fireside reflection

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and he's poofed out of existence from Flint,

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Thea, and New Laura,

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so we see them going to sleep.

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As they do.

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Weird, don't watch us while we're sleeping.

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And Grancis is kind of in an in-between spot

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and he's like, oh fuck, well,

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guess I can't say goodbye right now.

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Say goodbye later.

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And he kind of just wanders off.

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It's kind of lonely being dead.

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Oh, I wonder if there's anybody out here.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Who's there?

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What's that?

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Somebody?

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Anybody?

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Echoes are weird in the afterlife.

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It's going on too long.

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It kind of gave me a weird feeling of existential dread

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when Grancis said it's really lonely in the afterlife

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or whatever he said,

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and now I can't stop laughing

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because I'm fearing my own mortality.

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Yeah, that's a terrifying statement.

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That's a fun way to start the year.

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Happy New Year, everybody dies.

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Nobody dies but you.

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Oh my God.

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Oh boy.

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Oh my God, stop it.

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Carl, you're gonna make Carla cry.

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Don't make Carla cry.

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It's 2019.

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Leave her alone.

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Oh goodness.

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Just wait for our good night song

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coming up at the end of the podcast.

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Please no, please no more good night songs.

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Join us on Patreon for all the good night songs.

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Yeah, so many good night songs.

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But he does hear somebody off in the distance.

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And as he goes up to investigate,

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he sees three figures, three ghostly figures.

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Hey, hey, hey, can you hear me?

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Of course.

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Yes.

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Can you hear me?

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Yeah, I mean, I just heard someone

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yelling hello back there.

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Was that you guys?

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Yeah, I was messing with you.

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Wasn't that you?

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Yeah, well, I was trying to see

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if anybody was around and I thought I heard something

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and then somebody started laughing hysterically.

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I thought it might've just been my friends

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who were still alive, you know.

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So who are you?

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Oh, I'm Fima.

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I am Victor.

272
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,840
Yefaris.

273
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,840
I think I said like a swear word.

274
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,680
Stop.

275
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:45,440
You totally said it like you were calling him something.

276
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,280
Yefaris.

277
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,120
Yefaris?

278
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:47,960
Yefaris.

279
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,039
Yebasic.

280
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,600
Now, if you were to describe yourselves,

281
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,600
how would you look to the listeners?

282
00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:01,200
So I'm a tiefling.

283
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:06,120
So I'm like medium humanoid, regular person height.

284
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,000
I'm guessing maybe like a little,

285
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,440
I'm like, I think I'm shorter.

286
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,480
I think I'm about the size I am right now.

287
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,360
I'm a tiny five, one person.

288
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:20,320
But then my horns are good, like foot and a half.

289
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,840
I have this like deep,

290
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,320
I would say like a deep plum colored skin,

291
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,440
like dark and rich and beautiful.

292
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:36,440
And I have jet black hair with a silver streak

293
00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:38,680
along the side here, not in the very front,

294
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,639
not rogue, along the temple side.

295
00:11:42,639 --> 00:11:46,000
I'm dressed in your general warlock clothing.

296
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:51,000
Dressed for adventure because I believe I died in adventure.

297
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:52,720
Cool.

298
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,559
Yeah.

299
00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:54,720
How about Vima?

300
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,319
Vima is a half elf.

301
00:11:57,319 --> 00:11:59,240
And what I am picturing,

302
00:12:00,399 --> 00:12:03,559
because I'm pretty sure he was a half elf,

303
00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,799
is like an androgynous David Bowie late seventies

304
00:12:07,799 --> 00:12:08,639
kind of look.

305
00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:09,480
Amazing.

306
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,519
You know, real tall and thin.

307
00:12:12,519 --> 00:12:14,480
And like, basically, as I'm saying this,

308
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,600
David Bowie was a half elf, right?

309
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,440
100% sure.

310
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,240
He's not fully human.

311
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,360
He totally was.

312
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,840
I think Labyrinth was just him coming out as a half elf,

313
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,519
but nobody took it seriously enough.

314
00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:27,240
They were like, oh yeah, man, yeah.

315
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,080
All right.

316
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,840
He's like, I'm gonna call myself a goblin king,

317
00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,480
but like for real, I'm a half elf.

318
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,320
Yeah.

319
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,159
Make the connection.

320
00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:37,240
So that's kind of my look.

321
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,720
Cool.

322
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,600
But more like flowy kind of robes, I think, you know,

323
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,800
more like Lord of the Rings, elfy kind of,

324
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,680
and sort of like, actually,

325
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,279
it's all happening on the fly.

326
00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:50,120
It's good.

327
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,879
I am dressed, I look like David Bowie,

328
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,639
but I'm dressed like Stevie Nicks.

329
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:59,279
So like long and flowy and like things move.

330
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,120
Beautiful.

331
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,639
Love it.

332
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,000
Victor.

333
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,840
All right.

334
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,840
Victor is a halfling monk.

335
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:10,280
So the flowy robe thing continues on with Victor.

336
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,840
A very neutral color palette in the robes.

337
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,480
Kind of a light brown, kind of a khaki color,

338
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,399
if you will.

339
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,320
And Victor is sporting some like

340
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:27,320
mid back length silver hair that's in one long braid.

341
00:13:27,399 --> 00:13:28,840
As soon as you started describing

342
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,120
the colors of your stuff,

343
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,840
I realized that I had pictured

344
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,560
this whole afterlife scene

345
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,280
in like just a hue of light blue.

346
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,680
Like nothing had color.

347
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,280
Like a sepia tone, but in a blue variety?

348
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,759
Yeah.

349
00:13:44,759 --> 00:13:46,080
And I thought that was very interesting.

350
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,480
I wonder what that says about me.

351
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,440
Do you have some inside knowledge about the afterlife

352
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,120
you'd care to share with the rest of us, Amy?

353
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,040
Nothing had edges, man.

354
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,519
There were no edges.

355
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:55,360
Okay.

356
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,639
Well, that works well for flowy robes.

357
00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:00,920
So what are you guys doing here in the misty forest?

358
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,600
I mean, I just crashed an airship.

359
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,399
I didn't crash it.

360
00:14:04,399 --> 00:14:05,639
There was a dragon that crashed it.

361
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:09,440
And then I summoned the powers of that bee

362
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,120
and saved all my friends.

363
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,240
Yeah, none of that matters.

364
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,080
Valiant effort.

365
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:13,920
Yeah.

366
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,120
My friend, we are no longer in the misty forest.

367
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:17,960
What?

368
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,360
But, oh, where are we?

369
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,040
Not the misty forest.

370
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,120
The not misty forest.

371
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,399
So like the clearest day forest?

372
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,120
I'm afraid if you're here,

373
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,360
you did not survive your crash.

374
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:32,639
Oh yeah, no, I know I'm dead.

375
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,480
Okay.

376
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,919
This can be very awkward sometimes, so.

377
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,200
And you think the afterlife is the misty forest?

378
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,879
But I can, oh, okay.

379
00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:44,800
Well, we are there, but not there.

380
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,800
Okay, I think that's what I meant

381
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:51,240
is that that's where I was last and tree.

382
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,080
Okay.

383
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,600
We will not always never be in the misty forest.

384
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,200
Oh, fuck.

385
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,159
You're forest, right?

386
00:14:58,159 --> 00:14:59,159
Sounds like a swear.

387
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,279
I'm just gonna start calling you

388
00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:03,879
with a little hint of anger in my voice, your forest.

389
00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:06,159
Don't speak to your forest like that.

390
00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:09,439
See, Victor gets it.

391
00:15:09,439 --> 00:15:11,240
You like your misunderstanding.

392
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,079
How are you feeling so recently, deceased?

393
00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:16,120
Later than air.

394
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:21,879
Little, like I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

395
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,199
Your afterlife?

396
00:15:24,199 --> 00:15:25,039
Yeah, yeah.

397
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:25,860
What do we do?

398
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:26,699
Is there like a light?

399
00:15:26,699 --> 00:15:28,159
Gotta work on some of the language.

400
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:29,279
Sure.

401
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:30,600
It's an adjustment.

402
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,519
We really like to live in the moment.

403
00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:37,079
Oh, yeah, cause we're around like a time limit.

404
00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:40,159
Like we got so much.

405
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:42,480
Funny you should mention that.

406
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:45,759
There seems to be a bit of a disease

407
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:49,159
that's affecting the afterlife right now.

408
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,079
But we're dead already.

409
00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:55,159
How does the disease affect dead people, things?

410
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:57,159
That is a very good question.

411
00:15:57,159 --> 00:16:02,159
So sounds like a job for the ghost disease busters.

412
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,620
Are you trying to team up right now?

413
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,480
Is that what we're calling our group?

414
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,439
I came from a team up situation

415
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,719
where they were like, we're gonna put together a team.

416
00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:18,319
And now I'm without a team.

417
00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:22,079
So you guys look like a fine bunch of teammates.

418
00:16:22,079 --> 00:16:24,079
Should we call ourselves the teamsters?

419
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:26,720
No?

420
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:31,800
I mean, we have been working towards helping

421
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,320
Vima find a cure for her affliction.

422
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,320
Oh, she's sick.

423
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,759
How do you know she's sick?

424
00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:39,600
He?

425
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,440
Is Vima a man?

426
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,279
He, he's sick.

427
00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:43,639
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.

428
00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:44,560
Oh, I assumed Vima was.

429
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,399
Yeah, I thought.

430
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:46,240
Am I a man?

431
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,080
Oh, you can be.

432
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:47,920
Oh, I said androgynous.

433
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:48,759
I don't know.

434
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,600
It could be either.

435
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,480
You kept saying him, so I didn't know.

436
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,480
Made these people.

437
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,720
I thought I said she.

438
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,279
I don't know, you.

439
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,240
Who cares, right?

440
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,079
Who cares?

441
00:16:58,079 --> 00:16:58,919
It's the afterlife.

442
00:16:58,919 --> 00:16:59,759
It doesn't matter.

443
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:00,600
It doesn't matter here.

444
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,439
How does that work?

445
00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:02,279
I don't even know.

446
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,079
Oh, it works.

447
00:17:05,519 --> 00:17:08,119
Yes, I'm, I'm, I'm ill.

448
00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,680
And my friends here were trying to help me

449
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,839
find it, find a cure to this disease

450
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,319
that is affecting not only me,

451
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,200
but many people here in the afterlife.

452
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,240
Right.

453
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,440
Okay.

454
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,480
That sounds like fun.

455
00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:25,440
Well, it's not fun.

456
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:28,080
I mean, the disease part isn't great.

457
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,320
I feel like you're misunderstanding a lot of things.

458
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,559
I mean, that's kind of my,

459
00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:35,680
that's kind of my modus operandi.

460
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,519
Oh no.

461
00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:37,480
Think about it like this.

462
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,960
If you die on earth,

463
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,039
there's a place you go,

464
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,320
and that's here in the afterlife.

465
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,160
Okay.

466
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,279
I thought there'd be more like grapes.

467
00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:46,680
No more, no more interrupt.

468
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,920
The afterlife is supposed to be the end point.

469
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,080
There is no after, after life.

470
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,640
Do you see what I'm saying?

471
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,600
The, yeah, they mean to be post after.

472
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,080
No, if people are dying in the afterlife, they're gone.

473
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,080
They, their essence ceases to be,

474
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,960
and they do not continue onward.

475
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,400
And this is what we're trying to fix.

476
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,160
This has been afflicting everybody.

477
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,000
Everybody.

478
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,279
Oh, that's why I haven't run into,

479
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:21,480
usually is there like more, more dead people?

480
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,720
The afterlife is a very big place.

481
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,559
Oh, I guess so.

482
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:25,799
I don't see dead people.

483
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,119
I'm just saying, I thought I'd see,

484
00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:30,480
you know, you die and then either you see the light

485
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,799
or you see more floaty dead people

486
00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:36,159
and you are the first dead people I've seen.

487
00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:40,000
I feel like you told us you just died very recently.

488
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,319
Yeah, it was like 20 minutes ago.

489
00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:42,159
Did you think there'd be a,

490
00:18:42,159 --> 00:18:43,000
Not long.

491
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,819
Okay, so.

492
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:44,659
Like a brigade.

493
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,720
It seems like it's pretty fast

494
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,599
that you've run into us.

495
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:50,319
I don't know how things work in the after,

496
00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:51,559
after life or after post life.

497
00:18:51,559 --> 00:18:54,200
Maybe time is different here.

498
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,120
Time is a construct is what I keep getting told.

499
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,440
I'd also appreciate it

500
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,200
if you stop calling everyone dead people.

501
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,600
Okay, what would you like to be referred to as?

502
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,860
Euphorus?

503
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:07,440
Our names work perfectly well, thank you.

504
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:12,440
Okay, I didn't run into any other dead Vima,

505
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,019
Euphorus or Victors.

506
00:19:15,019 --> 00:19:16,440
Or people.

507
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,840
That's what I said.

508
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,600
No, just cut out the dead part.

509
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,740
I haven't run, you said dead again.

510
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:26,740
Good thing I didn't plan anything for this episode.

511
00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:27,660
Okay.

512
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,220
I feel like we're.

513
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,299
We're just getting into the politics

514
00:19:31,299 --> 00:19:33,019
and the do's and don'ts of the afterlife.

515
00:19:33,019 --> 00:19:33,859
Like this is really just.

516
00:19:33,859 --> 00:19:34,700
You're right, no, this is good.

517
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,740
This is good world building, I like it.

518
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:41,259
Okay, so people who are floaty,

519
00:19:41,259 --> 00:19:44,620
floaty people who are no longer living.

520
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:45,900
Really need to describe.

521
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:50,900
Okay, so you were saying you were in a battle.

522
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,580
Are you a warrior?

523
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,740
Are you, what are your skills?

524
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:59,140
I have the ability to, well, I had,

525
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,580
I don't know if I still do.

526
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:04,340
I had the ability to control things with, I had magic.

527
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,660
It's a wizard.

528
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,140
Oh, so yeah, a wizard.

529
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,700
Yeah, that's, we know what wizards are.

530
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,580
I just wanted to, I don't know how long

531
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,500
you've been dead for, maybe there were no wizards.

532
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,380
Sorry, not dead, just not living.

533
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,100
We'll just pretend.

534
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,220
Yeah, we're just gonna blow right past.

535
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,020
Just try, please.

536
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:29,020
We, you retain your earthly skills.

537
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,780
Sweet. In the afterlife.

538
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:31,860
I'm just making this shit up.

539
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:32,700
Is that okay?

540
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,540
Fuck yeah, but. It's gotta be true.

541
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,380
Yeah, that seems fine, yeah.

542
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,620
I can assume so, otherwise,

543
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,460
how are we gonna battle anything?

544
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:37,460
Otherwise, Russ put all this work

545
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,620
into these character sheets. This is what I wrote down.

546
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,660
And we can't use them,

547
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:40,620
because we're dead. I didn't.

548
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,180
They're pre-constructed builds from wizards.

549
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,020
You're becoming Grants.

550
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,380
Yeah, or I'm gonna go to bed tonight,

551
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,380
I'm gonna be like, good night, honey,

552
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,460
and it's gonna be like, oh boy, have a good sleep.

553
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,340
Oh my.

554
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:56,059
Perhaps your skills may be useful.

555
00:20:56,059 --> 00:20:56,900
Okay.

556
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:57,860
What do you two think?

557
00:20:57,860 --> 00:21:02,180
Maybe his skills could be useful in our quest?

558
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,819
Well, having a wizard with us

559
00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:06,860
probably would be beneficial.

560
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:09,980
I know there's quite a few dangers

561
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,860
on the way to where I think the cure is.

562
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,059
Oh, so you know where the cure is?

563
00:21:16,059 --> 00:21:16,900
Is it like down the street?

564
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,059
Well, I said I think I know where it is.

565
00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:19,899
Oh, okay.

566
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:23,500
I mean, nobody seems to like it

567
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,899
when you just put words in our mouths, but.

568
00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:29,619
Fuck, all right, I get it.

569
00:21:30,579 --> 00:21:32,179
You don't have to pussy-foot around anything

570
00:21:32,179 --> 00:21:33,500
in the afterlife.

571
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,019
I mean, why would you?

572
00:21:35,019 --> 00:21:37,859
Grants, could you give us just a moment?

573
00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:41,500
Yeah, I'm just gonna go back over here

574
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,220
to my friends and kind of poke them

575
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,059
while they're sleeping.

576
00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:46,980
Thank you.

577
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:47,819
Great.

578
00:21:47,859 --> 00:21:50,139
Watch just like five feet away from us and just dance.

579
00:21:50,139 --> 00:21:51,259
Totally.

580
00:21:51,259 --> 00:21:53,500
Did he say he was gonna poke his friends

581
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,339
while they slept?

582
00:21:54,339 --> 00:21:58,019
Yeah, I think here's what I wanted to discuss.

583
00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,740
He could be useful.

584
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,099
Oh, I think so.

585
00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:02,419
Wizards are very skilled.

586
00:22:02,419 --> 00:22:04,939
I don't know that I have ever met

587
00:22:04,939 --> 00:22:06,859
a more irritating person.

588
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,460
Oh boy, the frustration level

589
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:12,339
is just immediately at 100, isn't it?

590
00:22:12,339 --> 00:22:14,139
I'm not the only one who thinks it.

591
00:22:14,139 --> 00:22:15,259
And I mean, like frankly,

592
00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:18,299
I don't give many people the benefit of the doubt,

593
00:22:18,299 --> 00:22:19,900
knowing you two think they're the same.

594
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,660
This is why you don't give people the benefit of the doubt

595
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,460
because this guy rolls a lot.

596
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,940
Also, we don't know if he's a good wizard or not.

597
00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:30,339
We should make him prove himself somehow.

598
00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:32,460
Oh, maybe, yes, yes.

599
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,259
Let's ask him for a demonstration.

600
00:22:34,259 --> 00:22:35,099
Okay.

601
00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,420
And if he does something impressive,

602
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,140
we'll ask him to join us.

603
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,700
I know it's very selfish because I'm ill

604
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:44,299
and I'm trying to find a cure and maybe he can help.

605
00:22:44,299 --> 00:22:46,220
We want to find a cure.

606
00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:48,899
No, Vima, yeah, we need to figure this out.

607
00:22:50,659 --> 00:22:53,940
I mean, maybe we can just ask him

608
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,940
to have a quietness contest or something

609
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,619
and get him to just be.

610
00:22:58,619 --> 00:23:00,419
That used to work on my children.

611
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:05,700
You won that ultimate game, didn't you?

612
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,619
I really did.

613
00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:11,620
I mean, no one will ever beat me, my quietness.

614
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:21,940
Grancis, Grancis.

615
00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:23,580
He comes back over.

616
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:27,420
He's like, I totally just, I totally just punked Thea.

617
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:29,300
I pulled out the stump from underneath her

618
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,900
while she was trying to sit down.

619
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:33,900
Oh boy, it was a good one.

620
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,460
Oh, okay.

621
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:42,180
It seems like you are, you know, looking for some friends

622
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:46,220
and might like to come on a little adventure with us.

623
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,580
That sounds like a good idea.

624
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:51,620
But in the interest of, you know, just making sure,

625
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,380
maybe we could have a little tryout.

626
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:58,980
You could kind of show us what you can do

627
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,860
to see how you benefit the team.

628
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:03,820
Yeah, so you want me to do some bippity boppity boops

629
00:24:04,740 --> 00:24:06,939
and do you like mashed potatoes?

630
00:24:06,939 --> 00:24:08,659
Is that what you call magic?

631
00:24:08,659 --> 00:24:11,059
The bippity boppity boop?

632
00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:11,899
Okay, I mean.

633
00:24:11,899 --> 00:24:13,059
Guys, I don't know.

634
00:24:13,059 --> 00:24:15,819
How much of a bippity boppity do you want here?

635
00:24:15,819 --> 00:24:17,099
You want just the boop?

636
00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:19,139
The whole boop versus the bippity.

637
00:24:20,139 --> 00:24:23,059
Oh boy, I am having regrets about this.

638
00:24:23,059 --> 00:24:24,259
Grancis, we want it all.

639
00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:25,819
We want to see if you're useful.

640
00:24:25,819 --> 00:24:26,659
I want it all.

641
00:24:26,659 --> 00:24:29,779
The most impressive thing you can, okay.

642
00:24:29,779 --> 00:24:32,700
The most impressive thing you can do.

643
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,220
And I want it now.

644
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,059
Please.

645
00:24:36,259 --> 00:24:37,700
Add it to the Spotify list.

646
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:41,059
She's literally dying again, Grancis.

647
00:24:41,059 --> 00:24:41,900
Can you just speed it up a little bit?

648
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:43,660
And I'm literally a musician.

649
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:48,220
So if you could not insult my poor bardic soul.

650
00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,059
I get it.

651
00:24:49,059 --> 00:24:52,740
Hey, I had an instrument back when I was not.

652
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:57,779
Back when you were alive.

653
00:24:57,779 --> 00:24:58,620
Yeah.

654
00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,460
Yeah.

655
00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:00,620
That's the way to say that.

656
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,700
She didn't know.

657
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:07,980
It was Russ catching Grancis and not saying we're dead.

658
00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:16,059
Do it.

659
00:25:16,059 --> 00:25:16,900
Do your bippity boppity.

660
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,900
Maybe you could show us your.

661
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,180
Sure, I can do whatever I did before.

662
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:25,700
So okay, bippity boppity boop.

663
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:30,700
And I'm gonna turn their tent into a frog.

664
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:32,779
And he does it.

665
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:39,460
What does Theus say when the tent turns into a frog?

666
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:41,340
Gee, shit, what the fuck?

667
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,860
And she sees Flint naked.

668
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:46,860
Oh, good Lord, man.

669
00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:47,700
Put on some pants.

670
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:52,019
Yeah, you know, I thought I was in the tent.

671
00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:54,019
What do you want from me here?

672
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,779
Pick up that frog, cover your junk with it.

673
00:25:55,779 --> 00:25:57,299
What the fuck is going on?

674
00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,340
Flint now has frog junk.

675
00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:04,019
Is it a frog-sized frog or a tent-sized frog?

676
00:26:04,019 --> 00:26:04,980
Oh my God.

677
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:07,019
I was picturing like a tent-sized frog.

678
00:26:07,019 --> 00:26:07,860
I was picturing just like.

679
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:10,420
Oh no, it's just a frog-sized frog is what I was.

680
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:11,500
Okay, that's better.

681
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,900
Cause then otherwise somebody's inside the frog.

682
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:14,740
It's a whole thing.

683
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,420
Yes, it could get very complicated.

684
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:17,259
Okay.

685
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,019
That's what happened.

686
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,059
Grancis.

687
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:24,660
Yeah.

688
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:25,500
Cool trick.

689
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,140
Thank you, thank you.

690
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,380
I thought I was pretty impressed with myself.

691
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,740
Now he's got frog junk.

692
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:31,580
Just.

693
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:40,740
We are going on an interplanar journey.

694
00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:41,580
Okay.

695
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:43,580
And I'm wondering how you think

696
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:48,020
that turning something into a frog might help us.

697
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,300
Sometimes you just need a frog buddy.

698
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:56,340
Now, are things like demons,

699
00:26:57,180 --> 00:27:01,180
do they, are they susceptible to being turned into frogs?

700
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:02,500
To being turned into frog junk?

701
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,460
You betcha.

702
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:06,100
I think I've turned a demon into frogs before.

703
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,140
Anyways.

704
00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:08,340
So you want something bigger.

705
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,980
You want, you're trying to like,

706
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,020
okay, you want it.

707
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:12,260
Where are you gonna go?

708
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,180
Well, it's pretty dangerous.

709
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,020
Oh, fuck.

710
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:17,860
Danger's my middle name.

711
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:18,700
So we have to make sure you're up for it.

712
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:19,900
Look, I died.

713
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,380
I died dangerously.

714
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:23,340
I'm up for it.

715
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:24,220
What do I gotta lose?

716
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,060
I'm dead.

717
00:27:25,299 --> 00:27:26,859
To be honest, that shows us

718
00:27:26,859 --> 00:27:29,139
that maybe you're not up for it.

719
00:27:29,139 --> 00:27:31,899
Well, I mean, yeah, touche.

720
00:27:32,899 --> 00:27:35,700
All right, well, got nothing there.

721
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,539
All right.

722
00:27:36,539 --> 00:27:40,339
So I can, I can like, you know, dimension door.

723
00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:44,019
I can, I can jump from planes to planes.

724
00:27:44,019 --> 00:27:48,299
I can control the minds of people.

725
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:49,139
I can do this.

726
00:27:49,139 --> 00:27:50,700
Yep, yep, no, just reel it in.

727
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:53,659
Reel it in there, Grants, just reel it on in.

728
00:27:53,659 --> 00:27:54,740
Okay.

729
00:27:54,779 --> 00:27:56,980
Those all sound.

730
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,140
Better than the frog tent.

731
00:27:58,140 --> 00:27:58,980
Perhaps helpful.

732
00:27:58,980 --> 00:27:59,819
Watch this, the fog.

733
00:27:59,819 --> 00:28:01,059
Perhaps helpful.

734
00:28:01,059 --> 00:28:01,900
There's fog.

735
00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:05,059
Is there like a rhyming thing?

736
00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,339
The frog, the fog.

737
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,339
He pulled out the log.

738
00:28:08,339 --> 00:28:09,819
Is it one of those word games

739
00:28:09,819 --> 00:28:10,660
where you just change one letter.

740
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,500
Do you remember Alf?

741
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:13,539
He's back, but in pog form?

742
00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:19,900
Oh God, we should just keep him and I don't know.

743
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:20,900
I can levitate too,

744
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,660
but I think that's more being dead now

745
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,259
than actually levitating.

746
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:27,220
Yeah, we can, we can all levitate.

747
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,019
Well, what do you do?

748
00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:32,660
Okay, so do you want to come with us?

749
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:34,900
Yeah, how long are we going?

750
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,099
Cause I wanted to kind of, you know,

751
00:28:37,099 --> 00:28:39,019
punk my friends a little bit more,

752
00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:40,620
but how long are we going?

753
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:41,819
Where are we going?

754
00:28:41,819 --> 00:28:43,779
I think your friends will have to wait

755
00:28:43,779 --> 00:28:44,740
while we journey.

756
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:48,579
All right, so we gotta go somewhere.

757
00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:49,779
Where are we gonna go?

758
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:55,700
We need to shift planes.

759
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,740
Like just a little to the left,

760
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,299
just a little to the right.

761
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:01,980
No.

762
00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:02,819
Can you shimmy all around?

763
00:29:02,819 --> 00:29:04,500
No, not at all.

764
00:29:05,899 --> 00:29:07,379
No, okay.

765
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:09,059
I thought the bird was gonna jump in there

766
00:29:09,059 --> 00:29:10,619
with a little bit of shimmy.

767
00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,379
I think she asked you not to.

768
00:29:12,379 --> 00:29:13,220
I was just trying to engage.

769
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,740
Victor does that thing where he exhales

770
00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:17,940
and pinches his nose

771
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,779
and just like takes a deep breath.

772
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:25,539
Okay, yeah, so we need to shift planes

773
00:29:25,539 --> 00:29:27,500
and it's quite dangerous.

774
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,340
Yeah.

775
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:30,500
There are quite often demons

776
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:34,259
and other unsavory things lurking in these planes.

777
00:29:34,259 --> 00:29:35,620
So you're going to some demon planes?

778
00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:37,940
Good, good, we're narrowing in on it.

779
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:38,779
Yeah.

780
00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:39,620
Okay.

781
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,100
So if you're ready,

782
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:44,160
then we'll be on our way.

783
00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:47,620
Okay, am I shifting or are you shifting?

784
00:29:48,259 --> 00:29:49,860
We're all going to shift together,

785
00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:52,420
so we're going to link hands in a circle.

786
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,259
Okay, yep.

787
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,380
All right, say the magic words with me.

788
00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:59,779
Oh, there are no magic words.

789
00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:02,380
No, I'm pretty sure the plane shifted.

790
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:03,940
Just keep a clear mind

791
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,460
and a deep breath

792
00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:09,180
and we've shifted planes.

793
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:12,620
Oh, boy.

794
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:16,299
Euphorus kinda like shakes Grancis's hand off of her

795
00:30:16,339 --> 00:30:19,700
because he was doing this weird like touching her wrist thing

796
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,299
while they were holding hands.

797
00:30:23,579 --> 00:30:25,220
Personal space Grancis.

798
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:26,940
So like where did we shift to?

799
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:31,940
This looks kinda like an abyss type situation

800
00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:33,859
going on here.

801
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,579
It's real dark.

802
00:30:36,579 --> 00:30:40,899
Yes, to get closer to our end goal,

803
00:30:40,899 --> 00:30:43,460
we had to shift into a demon plane.

804
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:45,659
It's necessary to get closer.

805
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:46,900
Okay, okay, good.

806
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,100
So probably the abyss.

807
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,259
Abyss isn't a great place.

808
00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:52,180
I've been here once before

809
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:55,060
and we didn't stay very long because,

810
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,620
well, there's a lot of demons, so.

811
00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:02,019
Oh, yeah, we will not be staying a long time.

812
00:31:02,019 --> 00:31:03,580
All right, all right.

813
00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:08,340
We are here looking for an amulet

814
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:10,940
that we need.

815
00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:11,779
Okay.

816
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:16,620
We just need to nip in real quick here.

817
00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:21,620
Grab this amulet and then we're gonna just scoot right

818
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:24,259
on out of this plane.

819
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,100
Just like that.

820
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,340
Okay, yeah, we got it.

821
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:27,340
Just like that.

822
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:28,460
Yeah, perfect.

823
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:33,460
So I am going to cast a spell

824
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:38,860
to try to seek the material

825
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:40,780
that the amulet is made out of

826
00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:47,780
because it is an uncommon mineral on this plane.

827
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,820
So we should be able to find it.

828
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:50,860
All right.

829
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:55,860
And in the distance, we see a blue glow

830
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:02,460
from this copper amulet

831
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:05,740
that is just giving off a faint glow.

832
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,339
So we can slightly see that.

833
00:32:08,339 --> 00:32:10,779
Unfortunately, probably also means like

834
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,099
some baddies can see it.

835
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,819
All right, so is that what we need?

836
00:32:16,819 --> 00:32:17,660
Yes.

837
00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,500
That's what we need.

838
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,380
We must make haste towards it.

839
00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:22,859
Easy peasy, let's go, here we go, all right.

840
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:25,299
And Grants starts moving forward towards the thing.

841
00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:27,220
I knew we brought him for a reason.

842
00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:28,299
What is everybody else doing

843
00:32:28,299 --> 00:32:30,420
as he's walking towards this amulet?

844
00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,259
We're all heading that way.

845
00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,740
I'm also walking towards it.

846
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,779
Yeah, you bet.

847
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:35,339
I'm on high alert.

848
00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:39,500
I'm ready with a fire bolt in my hand.

849
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:43,540
Everybody make a perception check as you walk forward.

850
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:49,180
Say 15.

851
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,000
12.

852
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:50,840
15.

853
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,460
As everybody gets within about 10 to 15 feet

854
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,660
of this blue amulet,

855
00:32:55,660 --> 00:32:59,140
you hear a growl coming from behind you.

856
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:05,140
More of a snarling, deep guttural noise.

857
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:07,580
And the room illuminates.

858
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:13,860
And you see a giant gorilla-like demon.

859
00:33:14,820 --> 00:33:17,820
And Grants' turns around, he's like, oh, boy.

860
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:24,900
Hello there, I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

861
00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:28,700
Happy New Year, happy 2019.

862
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,539
Thank you for joining us for episode 69

863
00:33:30,539 --> 00:33:32,340
of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

864
00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:33,779
Grants us again.

865
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,059
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883
00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:18,320
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884
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911
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913
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917
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918
00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:31,219
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919
00:35:31,219 --> 00:35:33,460
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920
00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:35,619
And when we'll be back to our lovely,

921
00:35:35,619 --> 00:35:38,299
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922
00:35:38,299 --> 00:35:40,779
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923
00:35:40,779 --> 00:35:41,659
But that's all for now.

924
00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:42,799
Have a great week.

925
00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:44,139
We'll talk soon.

926
00:35:44,139 --> 00:35:45,139
Oh boy.

927
00:35:46,139 --> 00:35:50,139
Oh boy.

928
00:35:50,139 --> 00:35:52,940
Let's say, all right, do you guys know

929
00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:54,339
that those guys were here?

930
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,539
We had an idea.

931
00:35:57,539 --> 00:35:59,779
Yes, it is a possibility.

932
00:35:59,779 --> 00:36:01,599
Another one lands on the other side.

933
00:36:01,599 --> 00:36:02,619
Well, you should have told me

934
00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,819
that the both girl are here.

935
00:36:04,819 --> 00:36:06,139
Cause they're not gonna let us

936
00:36:06,139 --> 00:36:08,259
take this thing very easily.

937
00:36:08,259 --> 00:36:10,059
And they begin charging towards you.

938
00:36:10,059 --> 00:36:11,779
Roll for initiative.

939
00:36:11,779 --> 00:36:14,940
And I yell, who said it was gonna be easy?

940
00:36:15,619 --> 00:36:16,980
Don't you remember when we asked you

941
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:18,539
to do useful things?

942
00:36:18,539 --> 00:36:19,380
This is why.

943
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,420
Touche, touche.

944
00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:23,260
11.

945
00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,119
22.

946
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:25,960
19.

947
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,260
Well, this really feels like just a regular game.

948
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:32,960
I'm a spellcaster who can't roll for shit.

949
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,740
As the Barlgura charge forward,

950
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,760
Vima, you are up first.

951
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,599
Great.

952
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:41,300
I am going to

953
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:47,060
uh, cast banishing smite as a bonus action.

954
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,140
But then I am also going to,

955
00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:52,060
shh, and how far away are they?

956
00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:55,260
They are closing in about 15 to 20 feet.

957
00:36:55,260 --> 00:37:00,260
I am going to attack one of them with my rapier.

958
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:02,660
Okay.

959
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,260
That is a 20.

960
00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:08,960
20 will hit.

961
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,100
My weapon, crackling with force.

962
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:12,900
It's very impressive.

963
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:16,619
So, the regular plain old weapon

964
00:37:16,619 --> 00:37:19,659
only gives it nine damage.

965
00:37:19,659 --> 00:37:24,500
But then, I get to give it five D10 more.

966
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:28,980
25 damage.

967
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:32,739
If that reduces it below 50 HP, you let me know.

968
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:34,179
It does.

969
00:37:34,179 --> 00:37:35,019
Oh, great.

970
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,699
Well, I just banished it then.

971
00:37:36,699 --> 00:37:39,079
It moves to a different plane of existence

972
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:40,619
than the one we're on.

973
00:37:42,019 --> 00:37:44,179
If it is native to the plane we're on,

974
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,480
which I assume it is,

975
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,579
it moves into a harmless demi plane.

976
00:37:48,579 --> 00:37:51,779
Okay, you strike this Barlgura

977
00:37:51,779 --> 00:37:55,539
as it yells out in a guttural yell

978
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:57,000
as you strike into it.

979
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,579
It poops out of existence.

980
00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:00,900
And it doesn't come back,

981
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,099
it's just gone for good?

982
00:38:02,099 --> 00:38:04,659
It's gone for one minute.

983
00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:06,579
Okay, perfect.

984
00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:07,900
Okay, so 10 rounds.

985
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:09,099
It's Victor.

986
00:38:09,299 --> 00:38:14,099
All right, so Victor is going to hurry forward

987
00:38:14,099 --> 00:38:19,099
and use his magical fists with a flurry of blows.

988
00:38:19,779 --> 00:38:20,699
Do it.

989
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:21,539
All right, here we go.

990
00:38:21,539 --> 00:38:24,460
I should have got more D20s, but here we go.

991
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:26,699
First one is an 18.

992
00:38:26,699 --> 00:38:30,460
Second one is a 13.

993
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:32,759
And third one is an 11.

994
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,940
Only one of those will hit.

995
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:36,819
Okey-dokey.

996
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:40,460
Oh, sweet, that's 10 damage.

997
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:42,700
That makes up for whiffing on the other two.

998
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:46,940
You rush forward and connect square in the jaw

999
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:49,900
of this giant gorilla-like creature.

1000
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:54,900
And it sends just this mucus and vile disgustingness

1001
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:56,660
out of its mouth.

1002
00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:58,280
And it turns and looks at you

1003
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,460
with a bit of a smile as you do so.

1004
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:05,539
And it is Grant's sister.

1005
00:39:05,579 --> 00:39:07,860
And he's like, well, should I grab the thing

1006
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,739
or should we fight these?

1007
00:39:09,739 --> 00:39:11,219
Do we got a place to go or we?

1008
00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:12,059
Okay, we're gonna fight it.

1009
00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:15,059
Well, are you better at fighting or running?

1010
00:39:15,059 --> 00:39:16,219
I can fight good.

1011
00:39:16,219 --> 00:39:20,259
Okay, we're gonna show you some fun

1012
00:39:20,259 --> 00:39:22,900
and it's not gonna rhyme with frog.

1013
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,719
Oh, boy.

1014
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:28,739
And he casts lightning bolt towards the creature,

1015
00:39:31,019 --> 00:39:34,340
which will miss Victor

1016
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:36,940
because of the position that he is in,

1017
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,019
but the thing must make a dexterity saving throw.

1018
00:39:39,019 --> 00:39:40,660
It was real dicey there for a second.

1019
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,059
It was.

1020
00:39:42,059 --> 00:39:45,579
14 for its saving throw, which it does not make,

1021
00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:48,980
so it gets 86 lightning damage.

1022
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:51,579
So that's gonna be 30 damage.

1023
00:39:51,579 --> 00:39:55,100
30, lightning strikes it and it begins to crackle

1024
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:58,980
and sizzle its fur.

1025
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:03,980
And it takes a knee as it loses its breath.

1026
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:05,780
And it's.

1027
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:06,980
Yeah, far as this turn.

1028
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,019
There's only the one creature left, correct?

1029
00:40:09,019 --> 00:40:09,860
Yep.

1030
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:14,860
So I cast Eldritch Blast on it with two beams.

1031
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:18,700
19.

1032
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:19,620
19 will hit.

1033
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,460
Woo.

1034
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:25,460
All right, so 2d10, eight damage.

1035
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:28,860
It's its turn and he jumps up

1036
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,500
after taking this lightning and punches

1037
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:35,659
and he is going to jump up

1038
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:41,179
and recklessly attack Victor.

1039
00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:43,739
Bring it.

1040
00:40:45,099 --> 00:40:49,139
That was a 17 on the one that I'm pretty sure.

1041
00:40:49,139 --> 00:40:51,780
Now, Russ, I have a question for you.

1042
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:55,300
What does the dodge action mean?

1043
00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:00,860
You use a key point as a bonus action on your turn

1044
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,820
and then until your next turn, you can.

1045
00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:06,620
Oh, it just says a bonus action.

1046
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:07,980
It didn't say anything about my turn.

1047
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:09,460
Bonus actions are on your turn.

1048
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:11,740
Reactions are on other people's turns.

1049
00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:12,579
Okay, gotcha.

1050
00:41:12,579 --> 00:41:13,420
So you have to spend the key.

1051
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,579
So you spent your key point

1052
00:41:14,579 --> 00:41:16,420
to use your Flurry of Blows that turn.

1053
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,059
To punchy punch, yeah.

1054
00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:20,140
Whereas you can spend that key point

1055
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:22,820
to do any of the other stuff on your sheet there.

1056
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:23,660
Okay.

1057
00:41:24,579 --> 00:41:26,019
But like, what would a dodge,

1058
00:41:26,019 --> 00:41:27,140
like what would it mean

1059
00:41:27,140 --> 00:41:29,300
if I were to enact this dodge skill?

1060
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:32,740
The opponent would roll with disadvantage.

1061
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:33,580
Okay.

1062
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:35,500
Or you would have advantage on saving throws

1063
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:40,140
of dexterity or other movie type stuff.

1064
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:40,980
Okay.

1065
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,019
Yeah.

1066
00:41:42,019 --> 00:41:44,260
But he's gonna hit you once with his fist.

1067
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,100
Bring it.

1068
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,900
It's gonna be seven bludgeoning damage

1069
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,620
as he jumps up and lands down

1070
00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:50,420
and connects with one of his fists.

1071
00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,100
Punch for a punch there.

1072
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:54,580
And then we're back to Vima.

1073
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:58,180
I am going to, once again,

1074
00:41:58,179 --> 00:42:02,179
fire, I'm going to cast Conjure Barrage

1075
00:42:02,179 --> 00:42:07,179
and then shoot my hand crossbow at this mofo.

1076
00:42:08,219 --> 00:42:09,059
Perfect.

1077
00:42:10,259 --> 00:42:13,539
So that is a 27.

1078
00:42:13,539 --> 00:42:14,899
That's gonna hit.

1079
00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:19,899
I get to do my normal damage, which is.

1080
00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,899
This very like forceful statement that's happening.

1081
00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:27,419
So that's six regular damage.

1082
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:30,579
And then they have to take,

1083
00:42:30,579 --> 00:42:31,780
oh, you have to do a save.

1084
00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:34,220
Sorry, I'm terrible with spells.

1085
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,940
Dex saving throw.

1086
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,780
24.

1087
00:42:37,619 --> 00:42:38,700
It seems all right.

1088
00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,380
It seems like a pretty good one,

1089
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:45,380
but you still take half damage of my 3d8,

1090
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:51,539
which is 10.

1091
00:42:51,539 --> 00:42:52,539
He's looking bad,

1092
00:42:52,539 --> 00:42:55,539
but he knows he has to try and protect this amulet

1093
00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,579
that you guys have come here for.

1094
00:42:57,579 --> 00:43:00,539
He's still coming towards you.

1095
00:43:00,539 --> 00:43:02,860
It is Victor's turn.

1096
00:43:03,739 --> 00:43:05,019
All right.

1097
00:43:05,019 --> 00:43:09,579
Victor is just gonna do his couple punches

1098
00:43:09,579 --> 00:43:10,699
and see how that goes.

1099
00:43:10,699 --> 00:43:12,380
No key point this time around.

1100
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:16,460
So the first one is a 23.

1101
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,820
Second one is a 17.

1102
00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,219
Both will hit.

1103
00:43:22,219 --> 00:43:23,380
Okay.

1104
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:24,219
First one.

1105
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:27,500
That's nine.

1106
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:30,739
And second one, eight.

1107
00:43:30,739 --> 00:43:31,940
So 17 in total.

1108
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:36,980
Tell me what happens when you kill this Barlgura.

1109
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:40,619
I literally punch him so hard he ceases to exist.

1110
00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:43,179
He just blinks.

1111
00:43:43,179 --> 00:43:45,900
He just like vanishes.

1112
00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:46,820
He poofs.

1113
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:47,820
Yeah, I like that.

1114
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:53,779
So much like when Vima made the other one disappear,

1115
00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:56,180
this one disappears as well,

1116
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:57,940
but there's a fine mist.

1117
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:00,940
Don't bring it in.

1118
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:01,780
Behind this one.

1119
00:44:01,780 --> 00:44:02,620
Don't bring it in.

1120
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:03,460
It's a different mist.

1121
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:06,660
Thanos snapped his hand and that was it for that guy.

1122
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:10,580
Yeah, a little less ashy, a little more bloody.

1123
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:11,420
Perfect.

1124
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:12,260
Like a pink mist.

1125
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:14,019
Yeah, yeah.

1126
00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:17,100
But he is gone.

1127
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:20,220
And you are standing with the blue amulet

1128
00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,060
that you came for.

1129
00:44:22,099 --> 00:44:26,940
I'm gonna go get the amulet and put it on

1130
00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:29,900
to see if I feel any better.

1131
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:32,460
Can I investigate the thing for traps first

1132
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:34,619
where the amulet is sitting?

1133
00:44:34,619 --> 00:44:35,860
I mean, she's already put it on.

1134
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:36,699
Oh, damn it.

1135
00:44:38,539 --> 00:44:39,380
Was there any traps?

1136
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:40,219
Am I dead?

1137
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,340
I mean, you're dead.

1138
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:42,179
You're dead.

1139
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:43,019
Super dead.

1140
00:44:43,019 --> 00:44:44,539
Yeah, are you super dead?

1141
00:44:44,539 --> 00:44:45,380
Ultra dead.

1142
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:48,900
No, you feel the warmth of the amulet

1143
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,980
glowing on your,

1144
00:44:51,059 --> 00:44:53,500
I don't know if you can feel warmth of glowing.

1145
00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:56,740
It doesn't do anything.

1146
00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:59,539
So we need the other of the puzzle.

1147
00:44:59,539 --> 00:45:01,139
The other half of the stone,

1148
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:07,099
which is in a ring on another plane.

1149
00:45:07,099 --> 00:45:09,940
Yeah, so we will have to plane shift again

1150
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,579
to the mirror plane.

1151
00:45:11,579 --> 00:45:12,940
Everybody join hands.

1152
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,179
We gotta hold hands again?

1153
00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:15,019
Okay, good.

1154
00:45:15,019 --> 00:45:15,860
Here we go.

1155
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,820
I go in between Victor and Luma.

1156
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:20,659
Come on, you pharous.

1157
00:45:20,739 --> 00:45:22,460
We were gonna be best friends by the end of this.

1158
00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:23,299
Guess not.

1159
00:45:24,779 --> 00:45:28,899
Now remember, clear your mind, deep breath,

1160
00:45:30,339 --> 00:45:32,379
and we've shifted planes again.

1161
00:45:32,379 --> 00:45:33,420
Oh, that was quick.

1162
00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:35,819
Good job.

1163
00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:37,980
Hey, it's kind of dark here.

1164
00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:41,379
Yes, considerably darker than the last one.

1165
00:45:41,379 --> 00:45:42,619
I thought we were going to the mirror plane.

1166
00:45:42,619 --> 00:45:43,619
I hear it's mirrory there.

1167
00:45:43,619 --> 00:45:47,299
This doesn't seem like a mirror plane.

1168
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,860
Just because it is called the mirror plane

1169
00:45:50,860 --> 00:45:53,780
does not mean it is a plane filled with mirrors.

1170
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:56,060
You understand that, right?

1171
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:57,980
You see, in the mirror plane,

1172
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,300
things are opposite or reversed.

1173
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,380
Directions are reversed.

1174
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:06,060
It's not literally a world just made of mirrors.

1175
00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:07,740
No, no, yeah.

1176
00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:10,740
It's not a large change room.

1177
00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:11,580
It is not.

1178
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:13,500
It is not a dance studio.

1179
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,340
Okay, Touche.

1180
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,180
It is not.

1181
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:20,940
Off in the distance, you see a crack of light

1182
00:46:21,819 --> 00:46:24,859
begin to shine into the darkness.

1183
00:46:24,859 --> 00:46:26,859
I start walking towards it.

1184
00:46:26,859 --> 00:46:28,739
Yes, let's go investigate.

1185
00:46:30,619 --> 00:46:32,299
Okay, sounds good.

1186
00:46:33,819 --> 00:46:37,339
Four of you begin to walk towards the crack of light,

1187
00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:41,179
and as you get closer, it gets wider.

1188
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:46,940
Vima and Jafarus and Grancis make a constitution saving throw

1189
00:46:53,099 --> 00:46:55,379
with disadvantage.

1190
00:46:55,379 --> 00:46:57,779
But I rolled a nat 20.

1191
00:46:57,779 --> 00:46:59,219
It's gotta be with disadvantage.

1192
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:00,980
Such a doink.

1193
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:02,699
Fine, eight, happy?

1194
00:47:02,699 --> 00:47:03,659
Classic doink.

1195
00:47:04,899 --> 00:47:07,299
I rolled a two and a three, so.

1196
00:47:07,299 --> 00:47:08,139
Didn't matter.

1197
00:47:08,179 --> 00:47:11,659
That's a four or a five, and a fail either way.

1198
00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:12,980
I'm sickly.

1199
00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:13,819
I get it.

1200
00:47:13,819 --> 00:47:15,460
It's perfect.

1201
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,259
It makes sense.

1202
00:47:17,259 --> 00:47:18,500
Grancis got an 18.

1203
00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:23,619
As you begin walking towards this light,

1204
00:47:23,619 --> 00:47:28,460
you feel like you are being pulled towards it.

1205
00:47:28,460 --> 00:47:32,460
The speed at which you are moving increases.

1206
00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:35,099
Grancis is able to fight back a little bit,

1207
00:47:35,099 --> 00:47:39,579
but Vima and Jafarus are being pulled into the light.

1208
00:47:39,579 --> 00:47:42,299
I look at Vima and I say, is this ironic?

1209
00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:50,779
As you get closer to the light, you see beyond it,

1210
00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:57,019
and you see a horde of demons

1211
00:47:58,179 --> 00:48:02,500
scratching and clawing to get their way through this light.

1212
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:06,500
Nope.

1213
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,940
Don't fight it.

1214
00:48:07,940 --> 00:48:08,779
Don't fight it.

1215
00:48:08,779 --> 00:48:12,539
You've been brought here to help my master, Orcus,

1216
00:48:12,539 --> 00:48:15,019
escape from the abyss.

1217
00:48:15,019 --> 00:48:16,940
You will power his return.

1218
00:48:18,699 --> 00:48:20,500
I beg your, excuse me?

1219
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,460
You see.

1220
00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:23,219
Yeah, what?

1221
00:48:23,219 --> 00:48:25,539
Orcus has been biding his time.

1222
00:48:25,539 --> 00:48:29,139
He's been waiting for the right moment to strike.

1223
00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:32,619
And with the mortals all concerned about the return

1224
00:48:32,619 --> 00:48:35,420
of Tiamat and everything else that's going on up there

1225
00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:37,579
that they're very worried about,

1226
00:48:37,579 --> 00:48:40,579
we've been plotting his return.

1227
00:48:40,579 --> 00:48:42,659
And you are just the beginning.

1228
00:48:42,659 --> 00:48:44,219
Go towards the light.

1229
00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:45,380
Grancis, get him.

1230
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,859
As he finishes that phrase,

1231
00:48:47,859 --> 00:48:50,339
you both are sucked into the light,

1232
00:48:50,339 --> 00:48:54,779
and this crack begins to fracture higher up

1233
00:48:54,779 --> 00:48:57,579
into whatever plane you are in.

1234
00:48:58,659 --> 00:49:01,380
Vima and Jafarus are gone.

1235
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:02,980
What fresh hell is this?

1236
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:03,820
Oh, like literally.

1237
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:05,980
It is a fresh hell.

1238
00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:07,820
It is a fresh hell.

1239
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:10,140
I wish I said it on purpose.

1240
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:14,539
The crack begins to open and claws begin to break free,

1241
00:49:14,539 --> 00:49:19,539
tearing open into Orcus's domain deeper in the abyss.

1242
00:49:20,539 --> 00:49:24,660
Hey, so you guys weren't really friends, were you then?

1243
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:28,019
Oh no, and it's your turn to join them.

1244
00:49:28,019 --> 00:49:30,420
You annoying, annoying man.

1245
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,820
Oh boy, no, not happening.

1246
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:34,420
I complain, shift out of here,

1247
00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:37,500
and he begins to run in the opposite direction.

1248
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,340
Let me see here.

1249
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:44,420
Let me see what my halfling has here for stopping this.

1250
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:46,900
I've got halfling nimbleness.

1251
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:49,619
Are your little legs really gonna take you over there?

1252
00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:50,700
You're very fast, probably.

1253
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,500
I can move up to 45 feet.

1254
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:56,659
No, that's not so fast.

1255
00:49:57,740 --> 00:50:00,260
Less impressive, we scream from joy.

1256
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,060
That is faster than Grancis.

1257
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:04,220
Faster than Grancis.

1258
00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:05,460
Okay, so you begin to move.

1259
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:06,860
What are you doing as you reach him

1260
00:50:06,860 --> 00:50:10,300
as he's running and beginning the verbal components

1261
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:12,580
of his own plane shift spell?

1262
00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:16,180
I'm gonna take a page out of the Cobra Kai handbook

1263
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,780
because that's what all demons study,

1264
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:20,980
and I'm gonna sweep the leg.

1265
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:24,100
I'm gonna sweep the leg.

1266
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:27,660
With halfling and monk nimbleness, you sweep the leg,

1267
00:50:27,699 --> 00:50:29,299
and Grancis goes down,

1268
00:50:29,299 --> 00:50:33,940
and the light begins to consume the plane that you are in.

1269
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,940
As Grancis hits the ground,

1270
00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:39,579
he says the last portion of his spell,

1271
00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:42,339
and everything disappears in a white light.

1272
00:50:44,299 --> 00:50:49,299
We see demons crawling forth from this crack,

1273
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:54,539
and beyond, much farther away,

1274
00:50:54,539 --> 00:50:58,739
we see another crack forming to the material plane.

1275
00:50:58,739 --> 00:51:03,739
["Incompetent," by Kavin MacLeod, playing in background.]

1276
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:17,340
Music in today's episode was by Kavin MacLeod

1277
00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,739
of Incompetent.Filmmusic.io.

1278
00:51:21,340 --> 00:51:22,219
All together now.

1279
00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:25,220
Russ is really just dropping a lot of, a lot of.

1280
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:26,620
Sorry, I had to sell you out, guys.

1281
00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:28,060
A lot of Ways the World's ending,

1282
00:51:28,060 --> 00:51:29,540
and also, what the fuck?

1283
00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:31,220
Right, I really felt, the entire time,

1284
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:33,780
I felt like they had much more information than me,

1285
00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:35,220
and I was like, oh my god,

1286
00:51:35,220 --> 00:51:37,220
Russ gave everyone secret information than me.

1287
00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,420
Carla was coming up with everything on the spot.

1288
00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:41,020
Carla was coming all on the fly.

1289
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,980
Tom just had to fuck everybody over in the end.

1290
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:44,460
I thought this was what we were all doing.

1291
00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:45,300
Yeah.

1292
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:47,700
Did you get real scared for a minute, Russ,

1293
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,660
when Tom was like, what character sheet?

1294
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,140
Well, yeah, I legitimately had no idea.

1295
00:51:51,339 --> 00:51:52,779
Had no idea that there was a character sheet.

1296
00:51:52,779 --> 00:51:54,579
The character sheet was fine.

1297
00:51:55,539 --> 00:51:56,379
Oh, I see.

1298
00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:57,460
You just sent him a secret message.

1299
00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:58,299
Oh, yeah, I did.

1300
00:51:58,299 --> 00:51:59,139
Secret messages.

1301
00:51:59,139 --> 00:51:59,980
You get to kill your friends.

1302
00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:01,460
I got a secret Discord DM.

1303
00:52:02,299 --> 00:52:04,500
Oh, fun.

1304
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,019
Hey, you wanna fuck everybody over?

1305
00:52:06,019 --> 00:52:08,299
And Tom was like, yeah.

1306
00:52:08,299 --> 00:52:09,420
Okay, you guys ready?

1307
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:10,339
Oh, totally ready.

1308
00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:11,579
Cause I can't edit out your,

1309
00:52:11,579 --> 00:52:13,339
I can't edit out your Snickers.

1310
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:15,539
So, eat it already.

1311
00:52:15,539 --> 00:52:16,379
Geez, Amy.

1312
00:52:18,099 --> 00:52:20,460
All right, just gonna turn the mic away from Amy.

1313
00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:22,059
Inspired joke.

1314
00:52:22,059 --> 00:52:22,900
I like it.

1315
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:23,740
Instead of Amy's face,

1316
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:25,220
I just see a microphone now.

1317
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:26,740
I just see the microphone.

1318
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:31,019
She's not in the podcast right now.

1319
00:52:31,019 --> 00:52:32,539
Well, it's just like perfectly framed.

1320
00:52:32,539 --> 00:52:34,500
It's like her hair and the headphones

1321
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,860
and then the microphone covering her face.

1322
00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:37,780
Amy is the microphone.

1323
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:38,619
Yep, exactly.

1324
00:52:38,619 --> 00:52:40,139
I'm actually not a real person.

1325
00:52:40,139 --> 00:52:41,780
I'm just a microphone.

1326
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:43,820
It's a real ex machina situation

1327
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,420
going on here at the Morehouse.

1328
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:47,860
For our patrons,

1329
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:50,860
you can see this part in this video now

1330
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,059
up on our Patreon.

1331
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:54,260
Oh, you can?

1332
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:55,260
Yeah, absolutely.

1333
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,099
I would have thought

1334
00:52:56,099 --> 00:52:56,940
we're starting with this one.

1335
00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:57,780
We're starting with this one.

1336
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:58,780
It's the newest.

1337
00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:00,140
Oh, this is classic Amy.

1338
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:03,500
This is the robe that we've just mentioned

1339
00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:04,340
so many times.

1340
00:53:04,340 --> 00:53:07,539
I am instantly like so self-conscious.

1341
00:53:07,539 --> 00:53:09,059
The robe is the best thing

1342
00:53:09,059 --> 00:53:10,860
and I literally was chanting robe

1343
00:53:10,860 --> 00:53:12,900
when I saw it before we started recording.

1344
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,180
So, I think people should be delighted

1345
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:16,460
they get to see it.

1346
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,900
Because it's so soft and fuzzy and warm

1347
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:24,380
and it is like classic us all playing together

1348
00:53:24,380 --> 00:53:26,780
in the same place and I love it.

1349
00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:27,619
And yes people,

1350
00:53:27,619 --> 00:53:28,539
if you're doing the math,

1351
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,500
this robe is over three years old.

1352
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,460
Yeah.

1353
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,340
There's no expiry date on a cozy robe.

1354
00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,179
Thank you.

1355
00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:38,099
We said it was the new year

1356
00:53:38,099 --> 00:53:39,820
and this episode, I mean.

1357
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,619
I know, but like a little heads up

1358
00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:42,980
in a good night.

1359
00:53:42,980 --> 00:53:44,980
See, now we've set the bar.

1360
00:53:45,019 --> 00:53:46,019
Cause this isn't the new year.

1361
00:53:46,019 --> 00:53:47,059
You set this for Foxing Day.

1362
00:53:47,059 --> 00:53:49,059
The next episode comes out in the new year though

1363
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,059
and these are all packaged into one video.

1364
00:53:52,059 --> 00:53:52,900
Oh.

1365
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:53,740
Do you wanna argue this

1366
00:53:53,740 --> 00:53:54,579
or do you want me to get to my narration?

1367
00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:56,139
No, here's the thing Amy.

1368
00:53:56,139 --> 00:53:56,980
We don't have.

1369
00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:58,300
I have no makeup on.

1370
00:53:58,300 --> 00:53:59,659
You're wearing your robe.

1371
00:53:59,659 --> 00:54:01,740
If we put in any kind of effort

1372
00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:02,579
for the next one,

1373
00:54:02,579 --> 00:54:03,539
people are gonna be like,

1374
00:54:03,539 --> 00:54:06,420
damn, they look great.

1375
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:07,780
Yeah, it's good to set the bar.

1376
00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:08,619
Exactly.

1377
00:54:08,619 --> 00:54:09,460
It's great.

1378
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:11,579
It's Russ's turn as a favor.

1379
00:54:11,579 --> 00:54:12,420
You're welcome.

1380
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,860
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